alisonisthegreateststar:

The cloneclub right now (x)

helenamanning1:

[muffled “sister, sister” theme song playing in the background]

theantiherooftime:

A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.

theantiherooftime:

A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.

snazziest:

I’m reading your palm and it says it belongs on my butt

suburbankiller:

"why does she look like titty malaysia?"

vinebox:

When you kiss your teeth at your parents then try to play it off